You can't take yourself too seriously with a turtle on your head. 

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YOU CAN'T BE POMPOUS

WITH A TURTLE ON YOUR HEAD

WHAT PEOPLE SAY

Molly J. | Los Angeles

The turtle hat is a social lubricant. And the best part? No one is underage!

Crystal S. | St. Thomas

It's basically a self-help course in learning to lighten up.

Sylva Z. | Indianapolis

This hat works even better than having a dog for starting conversations with strangers.

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